Well. My big girl saved up for a guinea pig and bought one 2 weeks ago. His name was Twix-Patch-Zeus.

Yes. He had three names.

Don’t ask.

Twix-Patch-Zeus bought the farm Sunday night.

It wasn’t so easy for my big girl. Apparently, having a guinea pig for 10 days and then losing him suddenly is a pretty big deal.

A pet store that will go unnamed (Petsmart) said they would refund 17 bucks of her 30.

So long as we dug up the body (it was a lovely service) and brought it in.

Um. No.

We’ll eat that money and find another pig.

So? This is the replacement.

His name?

Mr. Waddles.