The title of this post is a BIG.FAT.LIE.

I don’t know which one of you little darlin’s gave one of my kids these melty bead thingies?

But you?

Will sooooo be getting it back when I find out.

And by that I mean….

…your kid will open up the LOUDEST and most ANNOYING toy ever.

And there will be NO gift receipt.

Special ordered, baby.

With no returns, exchanges, or refunds.

And the card will read…

“With gobs and gobs of love, from the Gibsons”

I’m telling y’all. These things are straight from the devil himself.

And all three of my girls love them.

The problem is?

It is necessary to dump the entire container on the floor.

It’s like…in the rules or something.

And then when you go to clean them up? You can’t even sweep those jokers because they roll every which-a-way.

But! I let my girls play with them because….they love them.

And remember?

I’m rad like that.

*snerk*