And my Mom of the Year trophy.

Don’t worry, I’ve had it many times before.

In other news:

This chick right here is SLAMMIN’ at soccer!

I know a lot of people say that their kid is good at *insert whatever thing they are lying about here*.

But I am TOTALLY serious.

She’s going to save us a boat load of money with that soccer scholarship that she better get.

*giggle*

The girl can flat get down out there.

Which, is where she got the sunburn…

because her lame-o mommy didn’t even THINK of sunscreen.

She was too busy hootin’ and hollerin’ during the game.