Me: Caroline, fold this blanket back up that’s in the floor since you’re the one who had it out.

Her: OK, but you need to know that I’m not good at folding blankets so don’t blame it on me when it doesn’t turn out right.

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Caroline was making a list of things to do when her friend came over.

Allison (reading the list over Caroline’s shoulder): Fart?! Why does that say fart?!

Caroline: FORT!!! WE ARE GOING TO BUILD A FORT!!!

Allison: Oh. That’s better.

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Caroline (as she snuggled up to Josie): Where were you all that time Josie? We were waiting for you to come.

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Recent questions from Caroline:

What happens if you swallow a tick?

Who invented doors?

Does your milk taste like what you eat? (asked while I was nursing Josie)

How do dolphins sleep?

Why do you float if you die in the water, but it’s hard to float if you’re alive?

When we get to heaven and we run to each other, will we bump together or will we pass right through bodies?