1. What is something I say a lot?
I love you.

2. What makes me happy?
when, when, like, I help you do something like, like, clean.

3. What makes me sad?
when someone breaks something

4. How tall am I?
I’m going to guess, okay? Um, how long is a foot? I’m going to guess, 6 feet. No 7 or 8 feet.

5. How old am I?
41

6. What is my favorite thing to do?
Um, this might not be your favorite, but I’m just going to say going to dinner with friends OR playing with your kids.

7. What makes me proud of you?
Um, can I just watch Kung Fu Panda or something? Um, okay. Maybe if I get a good grade.

8. What is my favorite food?
Do you like salad? I don’t think so. I’m gonna say pizza or tacos.

9. Do I have a favorite child?
No

10. If I could go anywhere, where would it be?
Um, a dinner with Daddy at the beach and then you go to a Dave Matthews concert at the beach and then you’ll be there for like a week and then you do stuff there. Like that. And fish and stuff. Without kids.

11. Do you think you could live without me?
No

12. What is my favorite song?
Oh, I know! VALERIE!

13. How do you annoy me?
Um…(giggles a lot) maybe I don’t know.

14. What is my favorite movie?
I know what Daddy’s is, but yours is Cinderella and McFarland USA.

15. Who do I have a crush on?
Uh…Daddy!

16. Where was I born?
McDonough?

17. What’s my favorite show to watch?
You don’t really watch a lot of shows, but is there…WAIT! I KNOW I KNOW! That one where you said “We are going downstairs to watch a 1 hour show and you aren’t allowed to come down there because it’s a shooty show!” Yes, that one.

18. Who’s my best friend?
Do you even have one? Wait, Lulu? (this is an actual person, not our dog)

19. What scares me?
Um, DON’T TELL ME. HORSES!

20. How do you describe me to your friends?
Awesome.