Last night you were sneaky enough to crawl into the kitchen and hide in the keeping room without Daddy noticing you while he had dinner.  I knew you were hiding behind the couch because you gave me that ‘shhh…I’m spying face’ that you always give.  After a few minutes you ended up under the kitchen table.  I think by now he noticed you were there, but was going along with it.  Daddy and I were saying we were going to send you away to acting school for two weeks.  That we’d get you your very own iPad so that you could FaceTime us while you were away.  “It will be great!”  He said.  “She will love it!”  I said.  Then, Daddy noticed you under the table…

Him:  “WHAAAAAT?!?!  HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE?!?!”

You:  “*giggle giggle* Long enough to know how much you LOVE that salsa.”

We lost all control at that point.

Then you say, “Sooooooo.  Let’s talk about that iPad”.