Nov 24, 2015

Things they say

Allison to Caroline: *blah blah blah* because your fingers are NEVER CLEAN!!

Caroline:  WHHHHHHAAAATTTT?!?!?  I wash them every time I go to the bathroom!!


Caroline:  ……AND I even went to the bathroom TODAY!

Allison:  Uh……okay.

*for some reason this cracked me up.  

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And the following are from the summer when we were on vacation, but I’m just now putting them down here on the blog.

Caroline:  If you see an alligator just run zig zag ’cause they can only run straight.


Allison on mutton bustin:  It’s really not bad.  It’s just…….THE SLOWEST seconds of your life.


Caroline:  What does my jacket say right here?

Me:  Columbia

Her:  Oh.  Well THAT’S a long way.


Caroline:  Here.  Take this band-aid paper trash for me.

Me:  Where’d you get a band-aid?

Her:  Found it on the ground in the parking lot and now it’s on my body.

Me:  WHYYYYYY???!!!

Her:  Because.  I don’t want it to be wasted and the ground be dirty.


Tony:  ….yeah, that’s because rich people’s poop doesn’t stink.

Allison:  Well.  We aren’t rich people then.  We are just people with enough money.




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  1. Lashawn says:

    The light and her hair blowing are perfect! And I’m laughing at everything she says. Kids crack me up